These are how to get the medals:
Just Can't Wait - type deliver from the menu
Can't Concentrate - type these things: take gloves, use gloves, take blindfold, use blindfold, deliver.
Confuzzled - don't do anything
Filthy hands - deliver baby without gloves
Goodbye world - type suicide
Hercules - type "pull" instead of "pull gently"
Play Again? - type play while already playing
Speedy Delivery - deliver in under 20 seconds
That's Disgusting! - deliver without blindfold
Wrong way - type push
It's a Boy! - successful delivery
You're too slow! - do something, then wait for time to expire.
xyzzy - type xyzzy
nitrogyen
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